May 2, BREAKING NEWS, Time-1958

It appears Detect-o-deer has disappeared from the picture.  Also, from Campbells point retirement home a report has come in describing the ice has moved north towards his shore closing down his margin.  Along with this is an opening that has formed extending from Mariens to the camp at big island.  We will investigate Detect-o-deers disappearance tomorrow and rule out aliens.